glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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