yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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