I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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