he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Randomize
