Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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