My nipple is on Facebook.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Duck Duck Cougar?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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