Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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