I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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