Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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