Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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