Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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