I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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