do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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