you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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