BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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