She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize