Christians are straight up FREAKS
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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