He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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