Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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