He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
tell me about the fingering
Randomize