Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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