Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
