i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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