I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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