I think I died a long time ago.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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