i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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