please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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