people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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