Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i need some magic done to my vagina
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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