When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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