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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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