she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It's official drugs can't kill me
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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