We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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