i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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