U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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