so let's talk penis.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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