If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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