i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Randomize
