butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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