I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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