i think my tv is drunk
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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