he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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