Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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