Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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