thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
he just fucked me for my cheese.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize