do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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