Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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