Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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