Just fell off a train. Bad.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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