god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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