ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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