I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
His hands were made for my vagina.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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