i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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