That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
im on a boat
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