There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i was born a porn star she said
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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